When we boarded the coach we were told by the drivers that there would be no "comfort stops" as there was only 9 hours to drive from Dover to Edinburgh and if the bus wasn't back in Scotland by 4.30am the drivers got fined. I was dreading having to use the scary toilet on the bus (I made the mistake of using it once before and it just kept on filling up with water with every flush- bad, bad news). Our normally lovely Scottish drivers went all psycho terriost from the movie Speed on us (There is a bomb on the bus, Nobody Gets off the bus, The bus does not drop below 50mph, I repeat NOBODY gets off the bus).
They drove like maniacs along the road, overtaking cars and trucks and only pulling over to swap drivers and occassionally dump someone at their destination (motor still running, luggage and people chucked out the door unceremoniously).
Many boring, sleepless hours pass (as they would say in the movie Team America "We need a Montage...")
Soon it is our turn to be turfed out on the side of the road and we get out in freezing temperature in Edinburgh at the charming hour of 4.20am and as soon as I got off the bus I realised I desperately needed to go to the bathroom (Welcome to Scotland) . We were both pretty out of it and totally unable to get our bearings while looking a dodgy map. It was hard enough just trying to hold onto it in the wind. We walked with another couple to the bus depot (which ended up being locked up like a vault). So we said our goodbyes and tried to figure out what we were going to do with ourselves for the 3 hours before we could check in to our B& B. It seemed a million years ago that we had found the address of a 24 hour internet cafe when we were first planning our trip. So we headed there with sleepy eyes, a mission in our minds and very full bladders.
We arrived at the 24 hour internet cafe only to find it.... CLOSED! Yes closed. I honestly felt like crying, I was hungry, tired and so frustrated. McDonalds and the train station were also closed which was really the last straw for me. In a moment of desperation I suggested we catch a taxi to the airport and Mark (always the pacifist and knowing I was seconds away from chucking a massive tantrum that would rival those of even our worst kids at school) agreed with me. Getting into the back of the taxi was pure bliss and getting into the terminal even more so, our adventure awaits. Not bad for a £15 taxi ride.
I hightailed it to the bathroom leaving Mark with our luggage and I couldn't help notice two semi-clad girls in the bathrooms "showering" themselves with the water from the handbasins and then drying themselves with the hand dryers. Their conversation was so loud and animated I couldn't help but overhear their conversation. Do you remember me whinging about how I hadn't met any other Australians and going on about how I missed hearing an Australian accent? Well, at that very moment all those thoughts drifted (actually exploded) away. The two girls were Australian, and this is how their conversation panned out:
GIRL 1: Ya know, I can't believe how many of us there are here.
GIRL 2: I knooooow, ha, ha ha, soooo many of us.
GIRL 1: I thought we'd be the only ones here. Who knew the hostels would be so packed.
GIRL 2: I knoooow, ha, ha, ha.
GIRL 1: All Aussies and kiwis too.
GIRL 2: I knoooow, ha, ha, ha.
I left the bathroom not quite understanding what that brains trust had been talking about, but as I met Mark, sat down and looked around I realised. The airport was full of people and not just people waiting for flights but people passed out over the chairs and the floor. They had massive backpacks next to them and sleeping bags draped over them- they were camping here. Oh how embarassing! I felt dirty at being possibly associated with people like that and Australians really don't have a great reputation in the U.K. so I didn't want to be painted with the same brush. I sat there stewing in my thoughts, mumbling darkly and giving all the sleeping Aussies dirty looks while consuming a pre-packaged sandwich. Fortunately being lost in my own angry internal monologue time passed quickly and before long it was time to catch a bus back into town and head to our B & B.
It was well past 7am before we left and still pitch black, the airport bus only had one other passenger, a very friendly kiwi. While we sat there wrapped up like eskimos, he staggered onto the bus wearing only a t-shirt and jeans. Once again we were awed by the anti-freeze properties of alcohol. He then preceeded to go through his wallet (whilst complaining that some girl took advantage of him and stole all his Irish money) and explain to us the wonders of Hogsmanay. "It's choice!" We said good bye to our new self appointed tour guide and walked to our B&B. At last we could finally get some decent sleep in a proper bed. There was only one last hurdle, our room was on the fourth floor! So guess who gets to carry over 20 kilos of bag up a narrow winding staircase- not me!
Many hours sleeping pass ("We need a montage..." okay maybe not)
When we finally arise from our slumber we head out and explore the city, gorgeous clear blue sky and sunshine greet us and I fall in love with Edinburgh. What I say next may really offend some people but in my opinion London is Edinburgh's poor cousin. Such a stunning city with beautiful buildings, gardens and great shopping the streets are so clean and the people are lovely. When it got dark we watched the marching pipe band parade which celebrated the night before New Years Eve (any excuse for a party these Scots) and looked at the various street theatre performances and concerts. It was such a great, happy atmosphere watching people dancing The Highland Fling in the streets (and c'mon what girl can resist a man in a kilt).
When the street got to packed we walked down to the main street and had a look at all the amusements, rode the ferris wheel and even went ice-skating (I was so proud that I didn't fall over once). It was a perfect first evening in Scotland.